i love gossip...

so i was having a conversation with someone last night about someone when someone told me that someone's private life details were juicy...
initially hesitant to tell me what the juicy privates were about, she finally gave in after making me promise to never mention the juicy private details and if i absolutely had to, to make sure i dun ever mention names...

**but i shall give u guys a hint later as to whose someone i am talking about...**

so the juicy private details, which can also be classified as gossip went like this...

BG info:
i was talkin to someone about someone's boss and that someone told me that that someone's BF recieved an SMS from that someone that he couldnt understand cuz he doesnt know english to save his poor french life so he got his fren to translate it for him... and his fren told her, and a few others, what was in the SMS...

me: WHAT WHAT??? TELL ME~! WHAT ABOUT THE SMS?
fren X: wells, it involved a banana, hot water and something else, i cant remember wat...
me: huh?? wats so juicy about that? (i very innocent one de okie~!!)
fren: Aiyah~! she said in the SMS that she misses giving him a blow job in the shower la~!!!!
me: WHAT~!???~?! SOMEONE?~!?~!??~!(replaced her name for privacy issues) OMG~!! THAT IS DISGUSTING~!! GROSS~!! Y THE FARK WOULD SHE DO THAT?
fren: aiyah... everyone is sexual being la...
me: eh~! that is a lame excuse okie~! please la... sexual being my arse la...
fren: wat?? its true wat...

so yesh... that was the piece of juicy gossip...
and it was classified as gossip to me cuz someone doesnt seem like the kind to jump into showers to blow french horns... (lame pun intended~)

HAHA~!
i am still smiling to myself tryin to imagine an ancient being drapped in brown rags humming opera songs to stimulate him even further while being down there... HAHAHAHA~!!!


(now now someone, you said i shouldn't mention names but you NEVER said anything about hinting~!! *Winks*)

now, for more info, please refer to previous post for more info and hints...